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Archive for August, 2012

Maybe if I had this much hair.

No Sleep Til’ Union: #NaturalHair

To relax or not to relax, that is the question. I have been growing my hair out for over a year now, in anticipation of my wedding. I didn’t grow out my relaxer to make a stand or statement. I grew it out because my hair without a relaxer grows faster than it does with…

Yea...about that...

No Sleep Til’ Union: Flower Power

So, I never wanted a wedding with a ton of flowers. The good news is, I am still not having one. That didn’t change over the vast stages of planning this wedding has undergone. But, I also admittedly didn’t know a thing about flowers, or bouquets, or their cost. I never cared, really. To be…

Nobody's Perfect...

No Sleep Til’ Union: …but You’re Perfect for Me

I know the title is cliché, but listen, like Jermaine, my guy has southern charm, New York swag and is light skinned so you will get involved. So anyway, you know how they say that marriage is not about love? You know how they say it’s about compromise, and growth and finding someone you can…

The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Booty As My Background

From the mind of my hilarious friend an amazing artist Lou Draws…Booty As My Background for everyone who has ever been so in love that they dedicated the background screen on their PC, macbook, or tablet to that special somebody (or one of their body parts) click it, share it, love it! Author’s Note: Lou is…

It really isn't.

No Sleep til’ Union: This IS NOT About You

Author’s Note: So, in the middle of the start-up of the “No Sleep til’ Union” series, I caught a horrible cold. I missed two days of posting, but I am currently in recovery so I am back to adorn you with tales of my holy ass matrimony. If I could go back in time, and…

When I think of wearing my dress I just...

No Sleep Til’ Union: The Dress

I love my bridal gown. Wedding dress. Whatever. I love it. It’s so simple. There’s not a lot of dazzle, or flair. I am the kind of person that even I expected to see walk down the aisle in something that was all bedazzled and huge. It’s not though. Its a simple, mermaid style dress….

Maybe Billy Dee can pay without complaining.

Protected: No Sleep Til’ Union: HURRY UP AND BUY

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Triceratop & Twerking

No Sleep til’ Union: Breaking the Vow

I had vowed to keep my marriage off of the internet. I received tons of advice, kind words, and even a few harsh ones telling me to keep my marriage off of the internet. Then I started my blog. I tried to reference my children, and not 4th Roomy as much as possible. I tried…