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Archive for May, 2012

Ironically, I stole this picture.

Its Fun to Be a Fan

When I started blogging, I had a lot of people read my posts, say they really liked them and then thank me, because it helped them get the courage to start their own blog. Oh. I mean, that’s ok. I certainly am not the first person to start a blog. I am not the best…

My bandaged baby

Shorts, Croup, 2nd Degree Burns. May sucks.

I am losing it. This morning, my mother called and unexpectedly told me she was on her way to visit me. I didn’t expect her to be here until Friday, and its clearly Wednesday. Normally, my mother coming to see me would be a huge weight off of my shoulders, and honestly in a lot…

#KerryWashingtonFace

I Do My Job: For the Mellie Grant’s of the World

So, ABC’s Scandal has quickly become one of my FAVORITE shows on television. I don’t know what it was about my move, but I have clearly become a TV person, where I definitely wasn’t one before.  And literally from the moment I started watching Scandal, I was totally hooked. Strong BLACK female lead, which just…

Be Patient With People Who Stutter

My Daughter Stutters

I have been putting off writing this for a while, because I am vain, and selfish, and concerned with appearance and what people think. I might as well get over that though, because I am a blogger, and a “mom blogger” (whatever THAT means) at that. My daughter has a speech impediment. No…its better to…

WHY AH GOTTA BE ALL DAT DOH?

Tired of Being Humble: I Do Not Support Gay Marriage

I am going to TRY to keep this very polarizing, very important issue as light as I possibly can. I don’t intend to degrade anyone who is Pro-Gay marriage. I am not anti-Same Sex couples, relationships or transgendered individuals. I am actually for equal PROTECTION of same sex couples under the law. I believe in…

El Jefe

The One About Cinco de Derbymoon

Readers! I have been so blocked. I apologize profusely because even though I have all these great pieces started, I have so much going on at home and in my head I am unable to put out a cohesive piece of work for anyone to read. Well, that’s not totally true. I sapped through Mother’s…

First Mother's Day Flowers and Card

My Second First Mother’s Day

This was my first Mother’s Day I’ve ever spent with a full family. Previously on mother’s day, I laid around the house, or my step dad took my mom, myself and the kids to breakfast. One year, I think all the women in my family had a brunch, but I believe I had to work….

Work in progress.

The Breastfeeding Lesson: How Twitter Beef Helped Me Get Over

Yesterday on twitter I got unfollowed. I would say I got into an altercation, but I was mentioned by the person who unfollowed me, who proceeded to make their account private and then talk about me without me being able to defend myself. Let me give you a little background info…yesterday, I was asked to…

It pains me to be similar to this woman.

I’m Abrasive. And Black.

My name is Cara and I’m abrasive. And black. You won’t read clever tales in this post about how I have trouble sharing a work hallway repeatedly with other people. I might see someone in a hallway and purposely walk all over that bitch, just to see what they will do, and how they will…

A hoe leaves Albuquerque at 11:09am...

The Absolute Train Wreck that is an Unaware Hoe

There is nothing worse than an unaware hoe. The internet is full of them. Women who think they are valuable vaginally, but in real life that snatch is like the Pinkhouse Projects.  First, let’s be clear: This post is NOT about me judging hoes, or labeling them. I am certainly out here judging women personally,…