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Cursing At Your Children Is F@%!ing Wrong

So on the twitters, right at this very second folks are discussing cursing at their children. I am weighing in here, because 140 characters sometimes cannot contain my fury…but why the fuck would you curse at your kids, b? For what? Can you not express your thoughts, actions, and desires to them without foul language?…

Thanks, I'll do that. *sarcasm*

You’re Fat, Why Don’t You Just Exercise So You Can Be Skinny Like Me?

I know I just blogged about fat people shit yesterday, but a small fire has been lit inside of me (pause). You know what’s fucking annoying? Thin people who complain about fat people. “What’s wrong with you? Stop being lazy. You should just work out. Being healthy FEELS SO GOOD, why can’t you just DO…

Pretend this is me. But white. And Taller.

Happy Being Fat

This year, I wanted to be more into myself physically. I know people who know me are like…Cara that’s impossible; you’re already the most self centered person I know. But, honestly, I am really harshly critical of myself, when it comes to the physical. If you had to ask me my favorite thing about me,…

Married to 4th Roomie with twins in an apt. in Annapolis.

And its not even my birthday…yet.

Tomorrow I will be 28, and I am terrified. Normally, birthdays don’t bother me. But this year is a big deal because for some reason, child Cara had 28 as like the pinnacle year for all her accomplishments to have been achieved. When Kid Cara played M*A*S*H in church instead of paying attention, the age…

Hoodrat Chic

Black Women Have the Ugliest Engagement Rings

“When it comes to engagement rings, white women just don’t stop winning.” I tweeted this recently, after a weekend of being around copious amounts of white women, and their engagement rings/wedding sets. Around the fourth paragraph or so, things could get dicey for us black chicks though. If you are black, recently engaged or married…

#ThrowbackThursday vs #ThisThursday

Don’t #ThrowbackThursday My King, Bitch. I’m Serious.

I love the past. We all like to think back to the good old days. We like to remember when our bodies and minds were younger and dumber and we had fun without the day to day responsibilities of adulthood. Unfortunately, since about ten years ago, memories we used to have to capture with disposable…

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A funny thing happened while watching a vimeo vid…

So my old roommate’s girlfriend posted a link on Facebook yesterday. It was great… its about this kid who made an arcade out of cardboard and then people discovered it and flashmobbed him with customers for his handmade arcade. Brought tears to my eyes literally…but, it was what was going on while I was watching it that…

Happy Easter!

Easter Pictures

4th Roomie got some great shots of the twins before church this past Easter Sunday. They looked ADORABOH! Check us out:                 Hope you enjoyed our Easter iPhone Pictorial

Normally, this would look delicious to me...

#CrazyMonday: Sign, Die…& the Hot Dog in the Washer

The first day back from a trip is always hell at home. It doesn’t fail. I don’t typically complain about it, because it’s just my lot in life. Children, after a long day of travel cooped up in a car, going through the immediate detox from the non-stop fun that was a trip away from home are…

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Blame Women: B*tches Ain’t Sh*t

I have an issue blaming women. Well, I honestly don’t think anything is wrong with it, because I think everything I do is fine, but I think other people would call it an issue. I think because I am a woman, I know how a woman’s mind tends to work. I know we have more…