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Archive for March, 2012

This is my worry face.

Anxious. Worried. Insomia.

I am a worrier. Its 1:01am and I am awake. On my couch, watching Without a Trace. I would like to be asleep. I committed myself to wake up around 6:45, a mere 5 hours and 45 minutes away from now in order to work out. I can’t sleep though. And it’s because I am…

The silly twins before leaving

Sticky Fingers: Kids at Play & Stolen Screwdrivers

So we go to the playground a lot. This time we brought little Meezy and his Mama. And I stole a screwdriver kit…               I wasn’t wrong, was I? I mean, someone left this tool kit at the park just so I would find it and put together tons…

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Cute girl at the gym? I hate you.

I cannot work out and look cute. I hate you if you can. This means I hate most white people unfortunately because you have wash and go hair. This also includes black, Latina and any other culture women with naturally straight, loosely curly, or longer than shoulder length hair. My hatred also extends to you…

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#ManicureMonday

My baby is a girly girl. Today, after we read stories from her Disney Princess Christmas Book (yes, its about to be summer, and she wants to read about Tiana’s Christmas with Naveen) we painted her nails. I had to share her sparkly red manicure. Also, this marks two picture posts, dedicated to Ella, and…

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Did I Fucking Stutter?…A Christianity Rant

So, Jehonica inspired me to jump into religion. I wrote Case of the Fake People and she said she was surprised I didn’t touch on all the overtly Christian folks on these here internets. I have been holding out on a religious post though. Hopefully, somewhere, God is being a fence around my mind as…

Fake than this...

Case of the Fake People: Bitch, I see you…

I really hate when people fake happiness, then assault you with it. I don’t know if men do this, because I am not really friends with very many men, but I would imagine that some of them do it too.  As a woman, I find I interact with a lot of these individuals, mostly via…

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My Bathroom Smells Like Toddler Piss

My toilet smells horrible. Actually no, the whole fucking bathroom smells bad. And it’s all because of one person in my house. And he’s 4. My son has always been smelly. And he hasn’t been smelly in that normal “someone went poopy” smelly way that every baby is smelly. EJ literally was born, put on…

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The Tweet That Didn’t End: The Nina Simone In Me

Monday, I logged on to facebook as I do normal Monday mornings to check out the weekend happenings of my friends and family. Unlike my twitter account, my facebook is truly limited to people I actually consider friends and family. I have been a member for about 8 years, and have managed to keep myself…

This is the twins...but white.

The Twins Watch Unlimited TV. Fight Me.

The twins watch as much tv as they want. Now I know if you’re Suzy SAHM reading this you are judging me with your internet eyes…but, I don’t care. I decided to say it. I am saying it in a blog as opposed to in a twitter rant where I usually say it. The twins…

Off to the races!!

Low Riders, East Siders

This evening the twins took their bikes out. This was a special bike day because they got NEW bikes for their 4th birthday. Ella’s bike is a Disney Princess bike with a basket and a baby seat in the back for carrying a doll. Eric’s bike is a very cool yellow, red & black Spiderman…